THE FORT REPORT

The God comin thru with the quickness. night one up seymour. im...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:22:34 -0500

The God comin thru with the quickness. night one up seymour. im on my keetley shit, nice focus job danny. …..picture of me pops up givin a thumbs up….

snakes love the bro model. self proclaimed world champion logan...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:02:05 -0500

snakes love the bro model. self proclaimed world champion logan short does to„grab a “hulk logan” deck, if the logan deck sells more then the others, logan has agreed to try and only run his mouth during business hours„
since sueing people over snowboarding is so cool these days (big fuck you to the kid who cryed cause he has butterfingers, was drunk and didnt get the free board at last years partysnake premier, and now his mommy is making it all better) you better jump on that blatent copywrite infringment deck, rupert is gonna try and get away with getting photo incentive on this thing.

partysnake decks will be sold on a per person basis, please submit applications.

best photo application will get thier board delivered by chain and pat, and comes with squeezies and coorslight

2weeks idiots,

email orders to Prbegley@gmail.com

MADA’S BACK, ONCE AGAIN, MADA’S BACK, TELL YOUR...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:40:16 -0400

MADA’S BACK, ONCE AGAIN, MADA’S BACK, TELL YOUR FRIEND

Just watched the movie with a bunch of dumbos. greased hard....

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:23:23 -0400

Just watched the movie with a bunch of dumbos. greased hard. real hard. karl fucked up all over the place. heres a memento to remember ole “crooked boot”. holler

WELL, Here we go again. Twice the grease factor, this shit...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:17:32 -0400

WELL, Here we go again. Twice the grease factor, this shit rocked the TWS premiere thats for sure. VIDEO IS ALMOST DONE. Premiere is gonna get stupid.

hot off the press, seymour is done with “elevations”...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:18:44 -0400

hot off the press, seymour is done with “elevations” , and are bringing back the rock chute , with a twist.

we couldnt get the food and beverage co-ordinator for an interview on the subject,

but we did track the the boss man, big eddie wood, and this is what he had to say,

” mt.seymour is really excited about bringing back a piece of our history with the ROCK CHUTE, and along with new uniforms, we have implemented a new hiring policy , we simply ask the girls to walk towards the wall, and if their tits hits before their nose, their hired! easy right?”

we couldnt get a solid answer if the hulahoops would be in olympic colorways,

but theres no denying that steal sundays might just be everydays!!!

leepipes

“found while editing” just got some last minute...

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:11:41 -0400

“found while editing”

just got some last minute hammers (i use this term as loosely as possible) of “the champ” from clayton.

on the rare chance we are talking about logan, lets do a survey.

what would logans board graphic be, if you got to make it, and logan had 100% no say in it?

hulk logan?

logan as jesus?

let us know„ there might be a snakebullet coming soon

RAHIM TO BE NEW DANCE PARTNER??????? the lord rah showin this...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:39:49 -0400

RAHIM TO BE NEW DANCE PARTNER???????

the lord rah showin this whiteboy somethin about the fancy footwork. Next up, teachin him how to roll swishas. silly vito.

Blast from the past

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:45:00 -0400

Blast from the past:

Look closely kids, special prize for who identifies and spells their full name correctly.

Psnake camping 1.no tents 2.less then 24hrs out of north...

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:31:25 -0400

Psnake camping 1.no tents 2.less then 24hrs out of north van 3.generator and syphon 4.couple certified’s 5.monster 6. The new Cuban linx 6.sh

ok people, new teaser, itll be up on all the web zones by the...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:05:00 -0400

ok people,

new teaser, itll be up on all the web zones by the time you find it here, but here is the only place you can find out that there is a comments contest going on, judged by the nortfort, prizes will be awarded for, ……….

1. the 214th comment on the vimeo page

2. comedy? anything that gets even a smile out of heneghan will get a prize

3. any picture proof that you punched one or both of the alien twins (not to be confused with alien, or a real alien) will get a prize „ disclaimer - there is no cap on how many prizes will be awarded for this section

3.b - submit your photoshop (or ms paint) skillz making fun of the alien twins, for the chance to win, upload your pics to facebook with the tag “dumbest twins ever” , and we can all judge together

4. last years teasers had ruffly 10000 hits, and in “we’re backin’ the bid” olympic fashion , lets do a mega prize pack (probly a board) for the 2010th comment on the leepipes vimeo page

….on a boat.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:38:38 -0400

….on a boat.

New psnake shirt you won’t get your hands on (or pat).

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:08:21 -0400

New psnake shirt you won’t get your hands on (or pat).

???????????????????????????????????? Could it be. Could you be...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:05:52 -0400

???????????????????????????????????? Could it be. Could you be next at the bar with this little dime of a shirt and have some roid rage nort tell u that edpardysnake aint allowed in the cluuuuubbbb. you could be next stay tuned for my book of success. AM

We didn’t think to much of it, that we hadn’t seen...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:07:37 -0400

We didn’t think to much of it, that we hadn’t seen chain in a couple days, thought he had a job, but who really knows

When Adam Mills isnt sellin pencils and taking pictures with his...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:33:51 -0400

When Adam Mills isnt sellin pencils and taking pictures with his shirt off at a bar with donkeys on the wall, hes doing the unthinkable.

Getting the same photo run twice in the same issue of the new Snowboard Canada. So give that kinda ginger kinda scenester daps when u see him.

PROPS MEALZ FROM YOUR BROTHAS AT THE FORT

BOAT- Buffed Out and Tanned its surfer lingo breh.

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:23:08 -0400

BOAT- Buffed Out and Tanned

its surfer lingo breh.

off cuts from our new movie “again??” which is out...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:04:24 -0400

off cuts from our new movie “again??” which is out nov13th, which happens to be friday the 13th,

Photo

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:51:36 -0400

“found while editing” damone just showed up from...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:07:41 -0400

“found while editing”

damone just showed up from flying high in a helicoptor, with these jams from the coastal riders united by fate premier at mugs and jugs, havent figured out which is the funiest pic yet„ so let us know„we still have the can of monster„and somebody might just win it?