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hot off the press, seymour is done with “elevations” , and are bringing back the rock chute , with a twist.
we couldnt get the food and beverage co-ordinator for an interview on the subject,
but we did track the the boss man, big eddie wood, and this is what he had to say,
” mt.seymour is really excited about bringing back a piece of our history with the ROCK CHUTE, and along with new uniforms, we have implemented a new hiring policy , we simply ask the girls to walk towards the wall, and if their tits hits before their nose, their hired! easy right?”
we couldnt get a solid answer if the hulahoops would be in olympic colorways,
but theres no denying that steal sundays might just be everydays!!!
leepipes

hot off the press, seymour is done with “elevations” , and are bringing back the rock chute , with a twist.

we couldnt get the food and beverage co-ordinator for an interview on the subject,

but we did track the the boss man, big eddie wood, and this is what he had to say,

” mt.seymour is really excited about bringing back a piece of our history with the ROCK CHUTE, and along with new uniforms, we have implemented a new hiring policy , we simply ask the girls to walk towards the wall, and if their tits hits before their nose, their hired! easy right?”

we couldnt get a solid answer if the hulahoops would be in olympic colorways,

but theres no denying that steal sundays might just be everydays!!!

leepipes

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