THE FORT REPORT

snakes love the bro model. self proclaimed world champion logan short does to„grab a “hulk logan” deck, if the logan deck sells more then the others, logan has agreed to try and only run his mouth during business hours„
since sueing people over snowboarding is so cool these days (big fuck you to the kid who cryed cause he has butterfingers, was drunk and didnt get the free board at last years partysnake premier, and now his mommy is making it all better) you better jump on that blatent copywrite infringment deck, rupert is gonna try and get away with getting photo incentive on this thing.

partysnake decks will be sold on a per person basis, please submit applications.

best photo application will get thier board delivered by chain and pat, and comes with squeezies and coorslight

2weeks idiots,

email orders to Prbegley@gmail.com

MADA’S BACK, ONCE AGAIN, MADA’S BACK, TELL YOUR FRIEND

Just watched the movie with a bunch of dumbos. greased hard. real hard. karl fucked up all over the place. heres a memento to remember ole “crooked boot”. holler

hot off the press, seymour is done with “elevations” , and are bringing back the rock chute , with a twist.

we couldnt get the food and beverage co-ordinator for an interview on the subject,

but we did track the the boss man, big eddie wood, and this is what he had to say,

” mt.seymour is really excited about bringing back a piece of our history with the ROCK CHUTE, and along with new uniforms, we have implemented a new hiring policy , we simply ask the girls to walk towards the wall, and if their tits hits before their nose, their hired! easy right?”

we couldnt get a solid answer if the hulahoops would be in olympic colorways,

but theres no denying that steal sundays might just be everydays!!!

leepipes

“found while editing”

just got some last minute hammers (i use this term as loosely as possible) of “the champ” from clayton.

on the rare chance we are talking about logan, lets do a survey.

what would logans board graphic be,  if you got to make it, and logan had 100% no say in it?

hulk logan?

logan as jesus?

let us know„ there might be a snakebullet coming soon

RAHIM TO BE NEW DANCE PARTNER???????

the lord rah showin this whiteboy somethin about the fancy footwork. Next up, teachin him how to roll swishas. silly vito.

Psnake camping 1.no tents 2.less then 24hrs out of north van 3.generator and syphon 4.couple certified’s 5.monster 6. The new Cuban linx 6.sh